A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it", she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just cannot understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like.... Hellooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!"

mikamooo:

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oliveuray:

nomnomalmonds:

“Written Worlds”

I may get this in print.

oliveuray:

nomnomalmonds:

“Ladies of the Lake”

oliveuray:

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whoa-nellie:

crazy eh?

whoa-nellie:

Boooo twitter!

kayleethelady:

fuckuniform:

ifuckinglovetea:

swimmingthroughthestereo:

iamchinky13:growingsunflowerss:(via ilikelions)

omg

oliveuray:

nomnomalmonds:

“White Blanket”

oliveuray:

nomnomalmonds:

fuckyeahladygaga:

foralways:

how precious are these?!

this is AWESOME.

california was an island?

Distance doesn’t matter if you really love the person, what matters most is your honesty and trust for that relationship to work out.

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falcor:

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

lynx